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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
My mom calls this an ‘input problem.’
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
I ship it.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD OFMG
I HAVE A STORY TO TELL Y’ALL TODAY
OK SO LIKE THE PICTURE ABOVE IS WHAT IM WEARING WHEN THIS HAPPENS
alright its oregon in january cold as fuck im like “hey might as well layer up its freezing as satans asshole out there” so
i layer up with the warmest clothing i have
and i get to campus and i walk into music building and this table of like 4-5 girls gets totally silent as i walk in and im thinkin “oh fuck theres something on my face isn’t there” buT NO
she says to her friend “holy shit its the forgotten winchester”
so i walk up to the table and im like “guys quiet down… there’s a table of demons over there and i really don’t want them to know im here”
i can hear them freaking out as i walk away
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
“My most cherished memory I took from my DCP was sitting in Cinderella’s carriage from the Electric Light Parade wit her just talking and watching the ‘Wishes’ fireworks show as we waited for the parade to start.”
So my parents asked me that ‘hey hey kid it’s your birthday what do you want as a present’ and I was like ‘My apartment is as darker than mordor and I can’t draw shit bring me a goddamn lamppost or something’
and so they did
it’s pretty cool actually
