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This is Micah. He needs a new home. I’m getting kicked out of my house so I need someone to adopt my cat. Otherwise he won’t have a home at all.

He just turned nine. He’s fixed, declawed, and litter trained. Micah is shy and defensive when he first meets someone, but he’s back to his normal self after about a week. Then it’s all love and cuddles from him! He’s very affectionate once he warms up to someone. He likes snuggling up in bed and being held like a teddy bear.

We’re in the Albuquerque area. I’d be willing to take him anywhere in New Mexico. If you’re interested in adopting him, please message me. Even if you can’t adopt a cat, please reblog so someone in the state can see this and help us!

Also photographic proof that he is the most lovey cat.

Please please PLEASE, everyone! I’m running out of time!

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HEY GUYS IT’S A GIVEAWAY WOOT WOOT

I think it’s pretty clear what the occasion is, so let’s just get to the shit you actually care about.

WHAT SORT OF SHIT DO YOU GET?

First prize (a winner is you)

• TWO TAMORA PIERCE BOOKS. This is some HIGH QUALITY FEMINIST LITERATURE and everyone should read everything of hers but I only have two to give away SO.
• ONE SHITTY ROMANCE NOVEL with complimentary HILARIOUS SCRIBBLING BY ME.
• FIRST CHOICE OF ONE SET OF HAND-KNIT HANDWARMERS because I am queen of knitting shit.

Second prize

• ONE SHITTY ROMANCE NOVEL with complimentary HILARIOUS SCRIBBLING BY ME.
• SECOND CHOICE OF ONE SET OF HAND-KNIT HANDWARMERS.

Third prize

• ONE SHITTY ROMANCE NOVEL with complimentary HILARIOUS SCRIBBLING BY ME.
• THIRD CHOICE OF ONE SET OF HAND-KNIT HANDWARMERS.

Fourth prize

• WHATEVER HANDWARMERS ARE LEFT
• I AM SLAVING AWAY TO MAKE YOU SHIT REJOICE FUCKERS

ARE THERE RULES AND SHIT?

• The cut-off date is MAY 6TH. I will contact the winners (picked at random) on that day, and whoever wins has to reply to me with their handwarmer preferences in order (so I know which to give you) within 24 hours. 
• You make LIKE and/or REBLOG as many times as you want.
• DON’T BE A DOUCHE ABOUT IT.
• For every LIKE or REBLOG, you can put your URL into this thingy ONCE. So if urlpersona liked this post and also reblogged seven times, they can put their URL in eight times.
• For every prize level I will pick out TWO URLS using a random generator. Let’s say I have urlpersona and url-person-b. If they’re both following me, or neither are following me, I flip a coin. If urlpersona is following me and url-person-b isn’t, then urlpersona gets the prize. So you don’t have to follow me, but it’s a good idea anyway.
  
• I will only ship INSIDE THE US because I am a POOR COLLEGE STUDENT.
• You have to be willing to give me your name and address and shit. I won’t share it anywhere if you don’t share my name and address everywhere it is like a symbiotic relationship of love.

SHIT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW:

• The handwarmers are one size fits all - that means that they are for hands that are ~7 inches around. If you have TINY ASS HANDS or HANDS THAT ALSO FUNCTION AS DINNER PLATES and you win, TOUGH TITTIES (and we’ll work something out).
• They are made of acrylic yarn (fuzzy bits are polyester), so no allergies and you can machine wash them! YAY.
• You may choose between Badass Queer, Honey Badger, Grey Heron, and Golden Oriole.
• That means that one is pastel rainbow and black striped, one is black with a gold stripe right at the middle finger (perfectly for flipping people off), and two are black with either silver or gold Fun-Fur along the thumb seam.
• I don’t have a picture of them because my room is a mess and I lost my knitting stash, but by the time the giveaway ends I will either have remade them all (yikes) or have found them.

Good luck! Have fun! Don’t die!