i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
I FOUND THIS PICTURE OF THIS FCKKING CAT LOOK AT ITS FACE LOOK HOW SMUG IT IS THIS IS AN ANIME RIVAL FACE
People, I’m an atheist and even /I/ know that people who commit suicide are supposedly going to hell. This is a smug and obvious thing to ask someone.
Hi okay so I know this is short notice, but whomever reblogs this in the next 24 hours will get their URL in a notebook that’ll be given to John Barrowman on Sunday when I meet him at the Calgary Comic Expo c:
This is Micah. He needs a new home. I’m getting kicked out of my house so I need someone to adopt my cat. Otherwise he won’t have a home at all.
He just turned nine. He’s fixed, declawed, and litter trained. Micah is shy and defensive when he first meets someone, but he’s back to his normal self after about a week. Then it’s all love and cuddles from him! He’s very affectionate once he warms up to someone. He likes snuggling up in bed and being held like a teddy bear.
We’re in the Albuquerque area. I’d be willing to take him anywhere in New Mexico. If you’re interested in adopting him, please message me. Even if you can’t adopt a cat, please reblog so someone in the state can see this and help us!
Also photographic proof that he is the most lovey cat.
Please please PLEASE, everyone! I’m running out of time!
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
“In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us…don’t destroy the one named Kirk.”
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true