So, I wasn’t kidding when I said I was in every fandom ever. :D
This page is ridiculously long but it’s tucked away where only interested people need be bothered by it, so peruse at your leisure. We probably have something here in common!
Sorted by genre. (The genre of the original work, that is - so you’ll find Harry Potter under books but not films or video games, and Les Mis under books but not musicals, etc.) Format is fandom – favourite characters; ships. / is a romantic ship and + is a friendship ship (or maybe just a friendship? *cues Holy Musical B@man music*). !s denote specific character personalities, episodes, situations, or AUs - you know, standard Internet usage. A * means I’m only partway through the book/show/whatever (unless, of course, *explains with a hand gesture and a rather self-referential example* there are two and they’re showing an action). I’ve shoved the fandoms in which I haven’t really got strong ships together at the end of each genre, so as not to, like, break the entire Internet by expecting Tumblr’s servers to store my excessive number of line breaks. Or anything like that.
On with the show!
Books:
1984 – O’Brien, Syme (who was totally taken into the Inner Party and not vaporised); Winston/O’Brien
Artemis Fowl – Artemis; Artemis/Butler, Artemis/Minerva, Julius/life
Aubrey/Maturin series – Stephen; Jack/Stephen
Avalon – Storm (*sobs*); Adriane/Kara
Cell – Tom (that snarky BAMF xD); Clay/Tom
Dragonlance – Raistlin; Raistlin/Tas, Tanis/Laurana, Sturm/Tanis
Dreamhunter – Nown; Tziga/Chorley (which is blink-and-you’ll-miss-it but so canon and I can prove it), Laura/Nown
Ella Enchanted - Char, Ella; Char/Ella, Mandy/Lady, Lucinda/misery
Harry Potter – Marauder-era especially; Remus, Tonks, Dumbledore, Severus, Hermione, Fred, George; Remus/Sirius (possibly my OTP), Severus/Hermione, Severus/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Ginny/Luna, Charlie/Draco (The Marriage Stone’s fault), Lucius/Andromeda (I’ve got fic to back it up), Voldemort/Bellatrix, Tonks/Moody, Severus/Lily, Severus/happiness, Eldred/Sanguini
He, She, and It (GO READ THIS NOW) – Gadi
Hitchhiker’s Guide – Ford; Ford/Arthur
Inkheart – Dustfinger
Jeeves and Wooster – Reg (also campy!Eustace from the Fry & Laurie series is delightful); Bertie/Reg
Left Behind (I’m not even sure why I read the whole series) – Nicolae, Tsion; Nicolae/Leon
Les Misérables – Enjolras, Javert; Enjolras/Grantaire, Valjean/Javert, Marius/Eponine (started because of their insane chemistry in the new movie), Cosette/Eponine
Mistborn – Kelsier, Breeze, Marsh, Elend; Marsh/Vin, Kelsier/Dockson, Marsh/Sazed (raising Vin!), Ham/Breeze, Vin+TenSoon
Pendragon – Saint Dane/Courtney, Saint Dane/Nevva, Saint Dane/Press… just Saint Dane/everyone
Sherlock Holmes (/BBC Sherlock series) – Sherlock, Mycroft; Mycroft/Lestrade, Sherlock/asexuality
Star Wars – Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Siri, Han; too many ships to name, but let’s mention Obi-Wan/Anakin, Han/Luke, Qui-Gon/anyone who makes him happy (and in Rare Het news, I’m rather partial to Obi-Wan/Padmé)
The Hunger Games – Cinna, Haymitch (oh goodness, film!Haymitch was just… epic :D)
The Long Earth – Lobsang/Joshua
The Outsiders – this is probably the fandom where I ship most indiscriminately (including the requisite Dally/Johnny, of course)
The Stand – Nick/Tom (and they lived haaaappily ever after even though one of them was a bit ghosty)
To Kill A Mockingbird – Atticus
Twilight – Carlisle; Carlisle/Edward, Alice/Bella
Uglies/Pretties/Specials(/Extras) – Tally/Zane (*kills David with a stick*)
Warbreaker – Lightsong
Young Wizards – Roshaun/Dairine, Tom/Carl (canon! *hugs Diane Duane*)
Other books I’m into: A Little Princess, A Series of Unfortunate Events, A Wrinkle in Time, Alice in Wonderland, Animorphs, Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Bridge to Terabithia, Catch Me If You Can, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Children of Men, Deltora Quest, Chronicles of Narnia, Claidi Journals, Enchanted Forest, Enderverse, Everworld, Fablehaven, Future History (Heinlein), Game of Thrones*, Guardians of Ga’Hoole, Heir Apparent, His Dark Materials, Jumper, Lionboy, Little Women, Looking Glass Wars, Lord of the Rings, Maximum Ride (the first half anyway), Midnighters, Nim’s Island, Princess Diaries, Ready Player One, Redwall, Series of Unfortunate Events, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Spindle’s End, Stardust, The Book Thief, The Day of the Triffids, The Giver series, The Princess Bride, The Supernaturalist, Things Not Seen, Two Princesses of Bamarre, The Witch Trade; anything by Peter Abrahams, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Elizabeth Knox, R. M. Meluch, Jodi Picoult, Tamora Pierce, Terry Pratchett, Brandon Sanderson, Robert Sawyer, Jude Watson, or H. G. Wells
Anime/Manga:
Black Butler – Sebastian/Ciel
Death Note – L; L/Light
Ghost Hunt – Gene; Lin/Naru
Mononoke - Kusuriuri
W.I.T.C.H. – Will/Cornelia, Caleb/Cornelia
Also .hack, Absolute Boyfriend, Bleach*, Fruits Basket, God Child, Hetalia*, Kino’s Journey, Ouran High School Host Club, and Outlaw Star.
Comics (I prefer Marvel to DC but enjoy both):
Batman (including the films by Nolan) – the Joker
Kick-Ass – McCready; Dave/Chris
Scott Pilgrim – Wallace
The Avengers – Tony, Coulson, Loki, Natasha; Steve/Tony(+Peter - Superfamily!!), Thor/Loki, Tony+Bruce
V for Vendetta – V; V/Evey
Watchmen – Adrian, Jon, Rorschach, Ursula (Silhouette); Adrian/Dan (mainly because of Solidarity), Jon/Adrian
X-Men (all) – Charles, Beast; Charles/Erik (even before First Class came out and killed me with awesomeness)
TV Shows and Miniseries:
A Bit of Fry and Laurie – Tony/Control
Alphas – Lee, Gary, Kat; SeasonOne!Nina/Rachel, John/Rachel, Stanton/Lee
Battlestar Galactica (classic) – Apollo/Starbuck
Battlestar Galactica (reboot)/Caprica – Laura, Gaius, Amanda, Clarice, Sam; Bill/Laura, Leoben/Kara, Billy/Dee, Caprica/Gaius/D’Anna, Clarice/Amanda, Sam/Larry
Breaking In – Oz
Chuck* – Casey; Chuck/Casey
Covert Affairs – Auggie, Lena; Eyal/Annie, Simon/Annie, Auggie/Annie (CAN’T DECIDE GAH), Lena/Annie, Lena/Joan
Criminal Minds* – Reid; Hotch/Reid
Doctor Who*/Torchwood – the Doctor (especially Four, Nine, and Ten); Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, Ten/Jack, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Jack, Tosh/Mary, Owen/niceness
Dollhouse – Adelle, Topher, Topher!Victor, Mag; Mag/Kilo, Topher/Bennett, Roger/Adelle
Eureka* – Nathan (/so/ much), Charles, Jo, Taggert, Zane; Jack/Alli, Nathan/Jack, Nathan/Jack/Alli, Taggert/Jo (shut up, my mind went there even before the show did and then the /show/ went there and they were endgame in the alt future and I was so happy and then so angry when the writers threw it away like it was nothing…), Zane/Jo (… and then after the 1947 thing I couldn’t handle Jo’s heartbreak and I started shipping it rather late), Henry/Grace, Henry/Charles (for reasons), also maybe Jo/preSeasonFour!Zoe
Firefly – Inara/Kaylee, Jayne/Simon (oh, Sean Maher, how we love thee xD)
FlashForward – Janis, Simon; Lloyd/Simon (I’m a sucker for business/scientific research partners)
Fringe – September, originaltimeline!William, adoptivemother!Nina; Walter/William, Walter/September, Olivia/Astrid (especially in the Brown Betty AU), Charlie/happiness, Walter+Astrid, adoptive!Nina+Olivia, fluff!September+the Bishops
Glee – Marley, sane!Quinn, Kurt, Puck, Isabelle; Rachel/Jesse, Kurt/Blaine, Brittany/Santana, Sam/Rory, Sam/Brittany (I know I’m a traitor but they’re ADORABLE), Puck/Artie, Quinn/Rachel, Sebastian/Dave, Mike/Tina, Finn/Ryder, Jake/Marley, Millie+Marley, Isabelle+Kurt
Grimm – Juliette, Monroe; Nick/Monroe, Renard/Juliette, Nick/Juliette (didn’t start until all the angst began - then realised they’re both just too /pretty/ not to be together)
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys* – Iolaus; Hercules/Iolaus
Heroes – Sylar, Mohinder, Noah, Daphne; Nathan/Peter, 3M (Matt/Mohinder+Molly), finale!Sylar/Peter
House – Wilson; House/Wilson
How I Met Your Mother* – Barney; Barney/Robin
Lie to Me – Cal; Cal/Gillian
Lost – Ben, Richard, Jacob; Ben/Locke, Ben/Juliet, Richard/Jacob, Charlie/Claire, Sawyer/Juliet, Daniel/Charlotte, Daniel/Desmond, Ben+Hurley
Lost Girl* – Kenzi, Trick, Lauren; Kenzi+Trick, Kenzi+Hale
Merlin – Arthur/Merlin, Morgana/Gwen
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic – Twilight, fandom!Rarity; human!Rarity/human!Fluttershy
Once Upon A Time – Rumpelstiltskin, August, Jefferson; Belle/Rumpelstiltskin, Mulan/Aurora (my God did they give Aurora chemistry with everyone she ever meets), Hook/Emma, Ruby/Snow, James/Snow+Henry, Regina/Emma (I suppose I can go for it, it seems like the only solution to the conflict)
Parks and Recreation – Chris, Ron; Chris/Ben, Ron/happiness, Andy/April, Leslie/Ann
Perception – Daniel, Natalie; Daniel/Natalie
Persons Unknown – Graham, the Night Manager; Moira/Tori, Erika/Janet
Psych – Shawn/Lassiter
Red Dwarf – Cat, Lovett!Holly, Kryten; Lister/Rimmer
Revolution – Miles, Jeremy, Charlie, Aaron; Miles/Jeremy, Miles/Monroe, Miles/Monroe/Jeremy (*sobs*), Miles/Charlie (to a lesser extent, but /damn/), Aaron/Maggie (that ship wrecked quickly)
SeaQuest DSV – Lucas, Ben, Katherine, Darwin; Nathan/Kristin, Ben/Lucas, Nathan+Darwin, Lucas+Darwin
Star Trek: TNG* – Q, Data, Picard; Geordi/Data, Picard/Q
Star Trek: TOS – Spock; Kirk/Spock, Chekhov/Sulu, Uhura/Scotty
Supernatural* – Dean, postMysterySpot!Sam (especially when he’s exorcising from memory), Castiel, Bela; Dean/Castiel
The A-Team – Murdock, Face, Hannibal; Face/Murdock
The Big Bang Theory* – Raj/Howard
The Cape – Peter, Jamie; Peter/Vince, Vince/Jamie
The Office – Pam/Jim/Dwight (and I can back this up), Nellie/Pam
Tin Man – Cain; DG/Azkadellia
V (recent) – Anna/Marcus, Joshua/David, Jack/Chad
Warehouse 13 – Helena, Artie, Claudia; Myka/Helena, Artie/Joshua (oh, hush… I have time-travelled the /hell/ out of this headcanon and it’s not going anywhere)
White Collar – Neal, Mozzie; Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El(/Sarah… I’m not picky, and apparently neither are they)
Winnie the Pooh – Owl, Eeyore (*hugs*), Rabbit; Tigger/Rabbit (tied with Bert/Mary Poppins for my first ship EVER)
Xena: Warrior Princess* – Gabrielle, Xena; Xena/Gabrielle
X-Files – Mulder/Scully
Other shows I’m into: Avatar/Legend of Korra*, Bones*, Being Human (U.S.), Bill Nye the Science Guy*, Bionic Woman, Buffy*, Cosmos, CSI*, Defying Gravity, Fake News (The Daily Show/The Colbert Report etc.), Falling Skies, Futurama, Harper’s Island, Haven, Modern Family, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Person of Interest*, Raffles*, reality shows (mostly my mother’s fault – 19 Kids and Counting, American Idol, American Pickers, Big Brother, Cake Boss, Design Star, Hoarding, Hollywood Treasure, Hot Set, Kate Plus 8, My Collection Obsession, Say Yes to the Dress (original and Atlanta), Sister Wives, Survivor, The Colony, The Little Couple, The OCD Project, Toddlers & Tiaras, Top Gear, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Wipeout…), Scrubs*, Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock Holmes (Granada), Super Hero Squad Show, The Fairly Oddparents, the forgotten, The Twilight Zone, The Unusuals, V (classic), Wild Thornberries
(Shows I know I need to watch and will get around to later: Being Human (U.K.), Boston Legal, Damages, Earth 2, Farscape, Friends, Game of Thrones, Gossip Girl, Hawaii Five-O (original and reboot) , Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Highlander, MacGyver, Mad Men, Mission: Impossible, Monk, Numb3rs, Off the Map, Portlandia, Primeval, Pushing Daisies, Quantum Leap, Rizzoli & Isles, Robinson Crusoe, Roswell, Skins, Smash, Star Trek (after TNG), Stargate, Suits, Teen Wolf, Terra Nova, The Walking Dead, The Wire, True Blood)
Films:
9 – 2, 5; 2/5, 1/8
Beauty and the Beast – Belle/Adam, Cogsworth/Lumiere
Dead Poets Society – Keating; Todd/Neil
Gattaca – Eugene; Jerome/Eugene
Hercules – Megara, Hades
Inception – Arthur, Mal, Eames; Arthur/Eames
James Bond – Q, Eve; Bond/Vesper, Bond/Q
Jurassic Park – Ian
Labyrinth – Jareth/Sarah
Lion King – Mufasa, Rafiki, Scar, Zazu; Scar/Zazu (especially in human AUs)
Mary Poppins (I still need to read the original books; the musical is excellent, if darker than the movie) – musical!Winifred, Bert, Mary; Mary/Bert
Megamind – Megamind/Metro Man
Moulin Rouge – Christian/Satine
Night at the Museum – Octavius/Jedediah
Pirates of the Caribbean – Jack; Jack/Will, Jack/Elizabeth, Will/Elizabeth (tried to make up my mind, couldn’t :D)
Pitch Perfect - Chloe; Beca/Chloe
Planet of the Apes – Cornelius, Zira; Cornelius/Zira (Escape was by far my favourite of the sequels)
Sherlock Holmes 2009 – Sherlock, John, Mycroft, sequel!Irene; Sherlock/John, Sherlock/sequel!Irene, Mycroft+Mary
Star Trek 2009 – Jim/Spock, Nyota/Len, Pavel/Hikaru
The King’s Speech – absolutely every character; Lionel/Bertie, Lionel+Elizabeth
The Lorax – Onceler, Lorax; Lorax/Onceler (oh, come on, they’re adorable)
The Princess Bride – Inigo/Westley
the social network – Eduardo, Mark, Erica; Mark/Eduardo
Titanic – Rose, Molly, Jack; Jack/Rose
Tron – Zuse; Flynn/Alan, Flynn/Tron
Wreck-It Ralph – Felix, Calhoun; Ralph/Felix (especially when raising Vanellope, even as bros), Felix/Calhoun, Ralph+Vanellope, Turbo/flamey fiery death
Other films I’m into: District 9, Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (/Commentary), Emperor’s New Groove, Enchanted, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Galaxy Quest, Grease, Hot Fuzz, Juno, Invictus, Les Chansons D’amour, Men In Black, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mulan, O Brother, Where Art Thou, Once, Paris, je t’aime, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Schindler’s List, Shrek, Spirit, Taken, The Breakfast Club, The Corpse Bride, The Parent Trap, Wall-E; anything Disney or Miyazaki
Plays and Musicals:
A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year - Voldy, Quirrell, Remus (/that/ took some getting used to), Hermione, Snape; Quirrel/Voldemort, Severus/Ron (shut up they went there)
Angels in America – Belize, Prior, Roy; Hannah/Ella (my ship for Louis really depends on how the characters are being played)
Little Women – Professor Bhaer; Laurie/Beth
Much Ado About Nothing – Beatrice, Benedick; Beatrice/Benedick (of course)
My Fair Lady – Higgins; Higgins/Pickering (oh, I have evidence)
Repo! The Genetic Opera – GraveRobber; GraveRobber/Shilo, Nathan/Mag
Romeo and Juliet – Benvolio; Mercutio/Benvolio
Spring Awakening (the musical and the play – they’re two very different works) – Melchior (hard to say his name without putting the ‘Gabor’ on the end, isn’t it? :D), Hänschen; Hänschen/Ernst, Melchior/Moritz
Twelfth Night – Antonio/Sebastian, Viola/Orsino, Viola/Olivia
Wicked – Elphaba/Galinda
Others: 1776, American Idiot, Avenue Q, Book of Mormon, Cats, Chicago, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Company, Dancing at Lughnasa, Godspell, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, Next to Normal, Nine, Oklahoma, Once Upon A Mattress, Phantom of the Opera, Reefer Madness, Rent, Sherlock Holmes (Leslie Bricusse), South Pacific, Shrek, Spamalot, Sweeney Todd, The King and I, The Last Five Years, Thrill Me, Tick Tick Boom, West Side Story, White Christmas; anything else by Starkid or The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Music (besides Broadway/movie musical soundtracks, because if I include my whole library from Aladdin to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory we’ll be here all week): 30 Seconds to Mars, Aaron Stoliker, Adele, All-American Rejects, Avril Lavigne, Billy Joel, Carla Bruni, Celine Dion, Cher, Coldplay, Darren Criss, Dean Martin, Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Five for Fighting, Flogging Molly, Florence + the Machine, Frank Sinatra, Fun, Glee stuff, Graham Colton, Green Day, Jason Mraz, Jimmy Eat World, John Barrowman, Josh Groban, Judy Garland, Katy Perry, Kristin Chenoweth, Lady Gaga, Meat Loaf, Melissa Etheridge, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Of Monsters and Men, Paramore, Pat Benatar, Pink, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Regina Spektor, Relient K, Robert Downey Jr., Sara Bareilles, Shaggy, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, Sucker Punch soundtrack, Taylor Swift, The Beatles, The Dixie Chicks, The Police, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants soundtrack, The Smiths, Three Days Grace, U2, Watchmen soundtrack; also Christmas music, wizard rock, and just about anything classical (and if I still know all the words to High School Musical, I promise it happened entirely on accident and is more of a curse than a blessing… I’m a product of my generation, okay?)
Games I play: Alice: Madness Returns, Bioshock, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, Free Realms, Gaia Online, Lego anything (Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc.), Mass Effect, Minecraft, NationStates, Neopets, Portal, Pottermore, Second Life, Sims, Spore, Subeta, Vampire: The Masquerade, Webkinz, World of Warcraft, Zoo Tycoon
Poetry: Howl, Invictus, Jabberwocky, The Raven
Homestuck* – Terezi, Rose, Equius, Kanaya, Gamzee… I give up, just /everyone/; Dave/Terezi, Gamzee/Equius, Vriska/Aradia, Kanaya/Rose, Karkat/John, John/Vriska, Equius+Nepeta, Jade+Becquerel
Red vs. Blue - Church/Tucker, Donut/Caboose
People who are awesome: Albert Einstein, Anderson Cooper, Andrew Garfield, Alan Rickman, Arthur Conan Doyle, Barack Obama, Brandon Sanderson, Carl Sagan, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, David Thewlis, Eliezer Yudkowsky, Elizabeth Knox, Ewan McGregor, Gandhi, Geoffrey Rush, H. G. Wells, J. K. Rowling, John Barrowman, Joss Whedon, Jude Watson, Leonard Nimoy, Liam Neeson, Marion Cotillard, Mark Twain, Michael Crichton, Michael Emerson, Michael Fassbender, Natalie Portman, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card (sociopolitical views notwithstanding), Patrick Stewart, Robert A. Heinlein, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Sawyer, Simon Pegg (and Nick Frost), Stephen Hawking, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Tom Hiddleston, Walt Disney, Yahtzee (Ben) Croshaw
RPF ships (hidden here at the bottom, everyone look away, okay yes good): Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law, Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Simon Pegg/Nick Frost, William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellan, John Anderson/John Henson, Jesse Eisenberg/Andrew Garfield, Gary Oldman/David Thewlis, Chris Colfer/Darren Criss, Ryan Stiles/Colin Mochrie, Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie, Nathan Leopold/Richard Loeb, Barack Obama/Rahm Emanuel (I didn’t even THINK of this until I stumbled into the Fake News section of AO3…), Vladimir Putin/Dmitry Medvedev, Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, anyone who has ever been in the same room and made eye contact (only a /slight/ over-exaggeration ;D)
Ships from fic:
Luminosity (Twilight) – Maggie/Gianna
Crossover ships: Merlin (Merlin)/Blaise Zabini (Harry Potter), Arthur (Merlin)/Ginny (Harry Potter) (these are fic’s fault, really)
